It is Fucken Cold out!

It's -40 out with the wind chill and everyone in my house is down in dumps. I can't send them outside to play, they will come back in like a popsicle, if they even make it back in the door. So then you think maybe we could so swimming? Nope, the pool is closed for maintenance! That idea is a bust! Who came up with the great idea of closing it down for month for maintenance during the coldest month of the year? Really tho who came up with this sh*t?? All the mom's in my area are pulling out their hair because the kids have nothing better to do that to bug the ever living crap out us saying something like "Mom, I'm bored!' We don't want to pull out our hair because that means next time we go out this stupid ass cold weather, our heads will have frost bite in seconds flat due to all that stress sweat that has been building up! The struggle is real!! Before you can get out the door, you realize your kids have some how lost a left mitten. How in the hell do you always manage to loose one mitten?? It's never both it's just one hand, maybe in your house it's the right hand does it matter?? Not in the lease because you end up with that stress sweat going strong and looking desperately for the cheapest yet warmest mittens you can find! The Dollar store because your best friend during winter because they know!! 

When it's minus 40 out all the moms chisel out time to go to the salon because at this point with all the white snow the blonde transparent Lady's flock in droves to have their semi annual bad decision done! What I mean is that all the women who love their blonde hair ask a stylist to turn them brown haired, but only for a few months! Just a few months?.....brown hair colour comes out easy right? there are no extra steps?? be honest now how many of you did this at home and a few days later turned green?  

On a totally different note why do we keep getting pedicures when we know dam well no one is going to see our toes for months?? Who do we think is going to see our ugly unpedicured toes??  Santa?? I don't think he looks that close. I could be wrong tho? Not everyone can afford to go south for the winter. I am really very jealous of those that can. 

I am currently in Saskatchewan, Canada. Where are you in the world and what is the temperature there? Help a cold Canadian girl feel warm!