Back to School Can't come Fast enough!

There comes a time during every summer that i become ready to send my children away to school. After all the whining, crying, and "Mommy so and so did this!" I get completely pent up with what would seem to be rage that i loose it on my children!  When you started your summer it was lovely they were playing nicely together, and then suddenly shit hit the fan. Summer started and i was glad to have them all together, playing and loving on each other! All was well in the house until the second month hit! Something seemed to change, suddenly my kids are evil and don't seem to have enough personal space! This is the childhood i remember! My brothers shooting me with Nerf guns to get me to leave the room. The brothers who put soap on my tooth brush and watched as i started brushing my teeth. The look and disgust on my face as i tasted it! I still remember them laughing until they cried when they did that to me. Now the shoe is on the other foot and i find my self playing mediator to 3 monsters in shorts! They seem to be doing everything to annoy each other, they keep coming in the house one after another crying about something one of them did. The world keeps turning and they keep finding new and inventive ways to piss each other off! As you can see i am not beating around the bush at all! My patience is gone and my kids don't want to clue in to that. Today I had finally had enough. After a yelling match with me pitted against my 3 kids, I excused myself for a time out. Which mostly includes me going to my closet to hide for the 5 to 10 minutes. Depending on fast they piss each other off after i have left the room. My husband then came home with bad news of which i will not get into (it's a long story). The day did seem to get better when we went to the pool, but as soon as we were home they began doing the same things! I am at a lose as to how to get them to stop if i even could! Never mind I know i can't stop them!

A few weeks ago i did the back to school shopping thinking this is sad, we will not have enough for each other. Then all this happened and suddenly i don't care that the school wants a certain kind of pencil or work books. At this point i am glad to buy what they need, in order for them to take my kids for the day! Granted I will still have 1 child at home with me, but that is a cake walk compared to the crap i have to put up with right now! At this point the school could ask for a vacation package and i would gladly pay for it! Them buy one for me too! I am thinking about sneeking in some tequila for the teacher because they are going to need it! Fuck I need it!  Be Right Back........................Yum!  Back to school can't come fast enough! I am so thankful for the school system right now, you are about to make my life so much easier! Good Luck to all you Teachers out there! You are going to need it!

How Long do i have before they find me typing this????!!!!